| Robert
Burton |
Robert Burton was a 17th century
monk who suffered from the symptoms of hypochondria throughout
his life. His portraits indicate that he had a stooped spine,
and he describes sideways curvature of the spine as a typical
feature of hypochondriacs and mentions that the problem was exclusive
to sedentary workers (who sat at desks all day) and rare in farm
laborers. He also wrote a book called 'The Anatomy of Melancholy'
which contained a biochemical explanation for human disease and
was the most famous and widely read medical theory of his time,
and remains one of the most influential theories of medical history.
(today melancholy means sad, but in the 17th century the correct
meaning referred to a body chemical, black bile, from the words
melan = black and choly = bile) |
| Donald
Dunstan |
Don Dunstan had been
a South Australian Premier for 10 years when he was advised by
his doctors to resign from politics and take a long rest and
never ever return to the stressful work of political life. The
true nature of his ailment was obfuscated by the media but he
developed the chronic fatigue syndrome, a primary symptom of
hypochondria. I once observed him at a public event and he was
wearing his typical safari suit and had his characteristic sloping
shoulders, and when I saw him from the side view he had an extreme
hump in his upper spine. His postural problem and several viral
illnesses probably contributed to his ailment. |
| Howard
Hughes |
Howard Hughes, the famous
American billionaire, was an athlete and military test pilot
when he was young. After a plane crash he developed chronic back
pain and was prescribed morphine to relieve it. He has been generally
portrayed as a whinging hypochondriac and a diet fanatic, but
in fact, he was suffering from severe pain, and constipation
is one of the side-effects of morphine, and he tried to treat
it with a vegetarian diet. He employed and sacked three personal
physicians in succession for the reason that he regarded them
as incompetent fools, and he paid them not to discuss their opinions
about his health with anyone. A plane crash, poor posture, back
pain, and constipation -the side effects of medication, are features
of his health. |
| John
Keats |
The C-shaped spine and
a chest infection. |
| Moliere |
Posture and a chest disease,
and medications and side effects. |
| Napoleon |
Napoleon was the French
Emperor who postponed the battle of Waterloo because he was suffering
from hemorrhoids after riding his horse to the battle ground.
Overnight reinforcements arrived to support his enemy and he
was defeated. While imprisoned by the British he had chronic
problems with abdominal pain. His own doctors diagnosed stomach
cancer, but for political purposes or because of incompetence
the British doctors diagnosed him as a whinging hypochondriac.
He died under suspicious circumstances and was buried without
an autopsy being done. Many years later traces of arsenic were
found in his corpse's hair so he probably died of stomach cancer
caused by arsenic poisoning. This poisoning may have been due
to the side-effects of arsenic which was used as a medication
to treat various illnesses, or it may have been the result of
the British doctors deliberately poisoning him as an act of murder,
with the pretentious explanation that he died of natural causes.
His portraits show him as an athletic young man, but a stooped
and pot bellied older man. He copied the fashions of Beau Brummel
and wore very tight waisted trousers which would have compressed
his abdomen so that by middle age he would have had a severely
displaced stomach which would cause abdominal pain, and was probably
the cause of his hemorrhoids which would have been aggravated
by the jolting movements of his horse as he rode to the battleground. |
| Florence
Nightingale |
Tight corsets, cholera,
faintness and chronic fatigue. |
| Samuel
Pepys |
Posture, chills, and
the common cold. |
| Claire
Weekes |
Posture, palpitations,
and agoraphobia.. |